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Jimmy Carter Makes Modest Headway In Ongoing Bid For Historical Relevance
By Smaktakula Historical footnote Jimmy Carter has managed to secure the release of Aijalon Gomes from North Korea. Gomes had been sentenced to eight years hard labor under the autocratic regime of...
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The Nobel Prize For Acceptable Politics
By Smaktakula We're Not Altogether Sure That Ben Stein Deserves The Nobel Peace Prize. Ferris Bueller Just Doesn't Hold Up. The Nobel Peace Prize was once one of the most prestigious honors an...
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All-Star Celebarrassments: Billy Carter
By Smaktakula We Don't Really Need A Caption For This One: The Man Was A Half-Wit. “The Embryo split in two, but it didn’t split equally. All the purity and strength went into Julius. All the crap...
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Great Moments In American Diplomacy: Fooling Ivan
In A Moment Of Patriotic Selflessness, Gerald Ford Declares During The 1976 Presidential Debate That "There Is No Soviet Domination Of Eastern Europe." This Moment Of Feigned Incompetence Handed Carter...
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Now You’re Just Being A Dick, Bill
By Smaktakula "Y'Know, Bill--Losing The Presidency In 1980 Still Hurts. To Be Overwhelmingly Rejected By The American People Like That When I Tried To Do My Best Is Something I'll Take With Me To The...
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You’re Still Being A Dick, Bill
By Smaktakula "C'Mon, Jimmy! I Said I Was Sorry! Now, What Were You Sayin'?" "Never Mind. You'll Just Make Fun Of Me Again." "Jimmy, I Won't, Buddy. I Want To Help." "You Promise?" "Hope To Die, Jimmy....
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What The Hell, Bill?
By Smaktakula "Hey Jimmy. You 'Member That Time You Were Attacked By A Rabbit?" "Hoo-eey! That Was Some Funny Business, Let Me Tell You. That Mean Ol' Rabbit Justa Comin' After You . . ." "That's Not...
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For Reals: The Best of Promethean Times!
By the Promethean Times Editorial Staff For The Best And Most Reliable News From The Four Corners Of The Globe, You Know Where To Look. In which we present a few of our favorite Promethean Times’...
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Headlines 10.26.12
By Smaktakula Sure, It Sounds Noble. But What Message Are We Sending About Using Violence To Solve Problems? In Which We Comment On The Day’s Headlines Without Bothering To Read The Articles ***...
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Headlines: Eat Like A Bird
By Smaktakula No, We’re Not Going To Use This As A Cheap Opportunity To Poke Fun At Nigeria. People Have To Live In That Lightless Hellhole, You Know. In which we comment on the day’s headlines without...
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